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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Santa claus the tooth fairy an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street
• What does a bum call a dumpster?
• Did you hear about the new magazine for married men?
• Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
• What do you call a mexican with a vasectomy
• What do you call an alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm
• What do you call a lonely fisherman
• What s the difference between a drunk and a stoner
• How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

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