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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What has 75 balls and screws old ladies

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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