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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• What kind of condoms do snakes use

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup
• What do you call a lonely fisherman
• How do you get a harvard graduate off your porch
• Why do girls where makeup and perfume
• Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet at the same time
• Why did the bunny cross the road?
• What is grosser than gross
• What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
• What do you get if you cross jamie dimon with roger ver?

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