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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What is the first thing the french army teaches at basic training
• How do u giv pleasure 2 a female archiologist
• What has three balls and comes from outer space
• What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower
• How does a tree get pregnant
• What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub?
• What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
• How do you stop a taliban tank
• What do you get with a corduroy condom?
• Where do bees go to the bathroom

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• If There Was Someone Selling Drugs In This Place, Weed
• A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
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• If I Had A Dollar For Every Girl That Found