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These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
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• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
• Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
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