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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People don't like having to bend over
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't trust stairs
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Sorry about your wait
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
When a dad drives past a cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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