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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What kind of condoms do snakes use
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why do the smurfs laugh when they frolic through the forest?
• Why did the mexican girl get pregnant
• What do you call an alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm
• Funny questions
• What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common
• Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets
• What is another name for a masturbating bull?
• Why do ducks have webbed feet
• Why do dogs lick their balls
• Why did the monkey fall out of the tree

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