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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• What kind of condoms do snakes use

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
• Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
• What do call a good cook
• What do you get when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?
• Do you know why flies have wings
• How do you get a kleenex to dance
• Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest
• How does a mathematician stop constipation
• What county in ireland hates kenny
• Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

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