Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
the invitation.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
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