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I ran into your boyfriend the other day, I called him gay and he hit me with his purse!

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Mating call of a cuckoo: "Cuckoo, cuckoo." Mating call of an owl: "Twitwoo, twitwoo." Mating call of a blackbird: "Go on Jerry shove that cock up me arse!"

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What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line? Fruit by the foot.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He just came out of the cupboard!

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Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya? Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.

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Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? So that gay men can play Star Wars.

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What do gay termites eat? Woodpeckers!

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Gay and Rabbi A gay guy and a Rabbi die and go to heaven. When they approach the gates of heaven the rabbi is told "You can stay here as long as you don't let your greed for money get to you" and then the gay guy is told "And you can stay here as long as you don't let your gay urges get the best of you. If either of you break these rules, you will both go to hell". The next day the rabbi sees a hundred dollar bill on the floor and decides to pick it up. Suddenly POOF POOF. Both men go to hell...

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What do you call a gay guy on an airplane? A fruit fly.

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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

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