I ran into your boyfriend the other day, I called him gay and he hit me with his purse!vote
Mating call of a cuckoo: 'Cuckoo, cuckoo.'
Mating call of an owl: 'Twitwoo, twitwoo.'
Mating call of a blackbird: 'Go on Jerry shove that cock up me arse!'
What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line?
Fruit by the foot.
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?
So that gay men can play Star Wars.
Gay and Rabbi
A gay guy and a Rabbi die and go to heaven.
When they approach the gates of heaven the rabbi is told 'You can stay here as long as you don't let your greed for money get to you'
and then the gay guy is told 'And you can stay here as long as you don't let your gay urges get the best of you.
If either of you break these rules, you will both go to hell'.
The next day the rabbi sees a hundred dollar bill on the floor and decides to pick it up.
Suddenly POOF POOF.
Both men go to hell...
What do gay termites eat?
Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?
Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Put the tray up, Bitch!'
An Italian, A Bum, and a Gay Guy in Hell There were three guys in hell.
an Italian guy, a bum and a gay guy.
One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
'Italian guy, you can't have any pizza.
Bum, you can never shag money again.
Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man.'
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop.
The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF!
Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum.
The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!...