Did you hear about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard!
Four gay guys in a hot tub a condom floats up waht do they say?
who farted ?
An old rancher died, leaving everything to his wife.
Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand.
Only two men applied.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought about it and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer having him around.
He proved to be a hard worker.
To reward him for his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun.
Later that night he returned to the ranch house and he saw the woman standing beside the fireplace, with a glass of wine in her hand.
She called him over.
'Unbutton my Blouse and take it off,'
Trembling, he did so.
'Now take of my boots.'
'Now my socks.'
The hired man complied.
'Now take off my skirt.'
He unzipped it.
'Now take off my bra.'
He did as he was told.
'Now take off my panties.'
He slowly pulled them down.
She fixed him with a determined glaze and said 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
What does gay cows eat?
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A fruit fly.
If you say It is hard to keep a tractor strait as it is keeping a gay strait.