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A gay guy, a chain smoker, and an alcoholic all are at heaven's gate and God tells them, 'If you can break your bad habits I will let you into heaven.'
So the three men are sent back to earth and are walking down the street and they see a bar.
They walk inside and all three have a drink then the alcoholic burns and goes to hell.
The gay guy and the chain smoker are walking down the street when someone flicks their cigarette the smoker bends over to pick it up and they both burn and go to hell.

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Four gay guys in a hot tub a condom floats up waht do they say?
who farted ?

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What does gay cows eat?
Hey!!

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An Italian, A Bum, and a Gay Guy in Hell There were three guys in hell.
an Italian guy, a bum and a gay guy.
One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
'Italian guy, you can't have any pizza.
Bum, you can never shag money again.
Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man.'
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop.
The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF!
Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum.
The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!...
POOF!

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Did you hear about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard!

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An old rancher died, leaving everything to his wife.
Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand.
Only two men applied.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought about it and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer having him around.
He proved to be a hard worker.
To reward him for his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun.
Later that night he returned to the ranch house and he saw the woman standing beside the fireplace, with a glass of wine in her hand.
She called him over.
'Unbutton my Blouse and take it off,'
she ordered.
Trembling, he did so.
'Now take of my boots.'
she said.
'Now my socks.'
The hired man complied.
'Now take off my skirt.'
He unzipped it.
'Now take off my bra.'
He did as he was told.
'Now take off my panties.'
He slowly pulled them down.
She fixed him with a determined glaze and said 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

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What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A fruit fly.

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If you say It is hard to keep a tractor strait as it is keeping a gay strait.

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An Italian, a bum, and a gay guy in Hell.
One day the devil says to them, 'I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth, but you can't have your favorite thing.
Italian guy, you can't have any pizza.
Bum, you can never shag money again.
Gay guy, you can never have sex with another man.'
So the devil sends them back to Earth and they wind up in front of a pizza shop.
The Italian guy just can't control himself and he runs in and eats a piece of pizza, POOF!
Now the gay guy and the bum are walking down the street and the gay guy spots a $100 bill and points it out to the bum.
The bum bends over and picks it up with the gay guy behind him and, POOF!...
POOF!...

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