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This page contains 10 Gay Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Gay Jokes first.

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Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?
So that gay men can play Star Wars.

Did you hear about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard!

What does gay cows eat?
Hey!!

An old rancher died, leaving everything to his wife.
Needing help, she decided to advertise for a ranch hand.
Only two men applied.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought about it and hired the gay guy, figuring it would be safer having him around.
He proved to be a hard worker.
To reward him for his good work she let him have the night off to go into town for some fun.
Later that night he returned to the ranch house and he saw the woman standing beside the fireplace, with a glass of wine in her hand.
She called him over.
'Unbutton my Blouse and take it off,'
she ordered.
Trembling, he did so.
'Now take of my boots.'
she said.
'Now my socks.'
The hired man complied.
'Now take off my skirt.'
He unzipped it.
'Now take off my bra.'
He did as he was told.
'Now take off my panties.'
He slowly pulled them down.
She fixed him with a determined glaze and said 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

Did you hear about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard!

What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A fruit fly.

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