A woman was taking a shower and then suddenly she hears the doorbell, so she goes to the door with no clothes on whatsoever and she says, 'Who is it?'.
And the person says: 'It's the blind man'
So she thinks that it will be alright because this man is blind, so she opens the door and the man says, 'Nice boobs love, here are your blinds!'
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