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Best good jokes

These are the best 10 good jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street
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• When nasa first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that
• A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main street

Random good jokes

These are 10 good jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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