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A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger.
'How about nuclear power?'
'OK', she said.
'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies: 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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