(_!_) a regular ass.
(__!__) a fat ass.
(!) a tight ass.
(_._) a flat ass.
(_^_) a bubble ass.
(_*_) a sore ass.
(_!__) a lop-sided ass.
{_!_} a Swishy ass.
(_o_) an ass that's been around.
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more.
(_x_) kiss my ass.
(_X_) leave my ass alone.
(_zzz_) a tired ass.
(_o^o_) a wise ass.
(_13_) an unlucky ass.
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass.
(_?_) Dumb Ass!
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