The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.
The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list.
Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!
'Why don't you order a Guinness?'
his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.
'If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I.'
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