There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.
One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money!
Now his dream could be realized!
He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red 'S'
When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red 'S'
on the car?
Simple, the snail replied;
when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!
See the S car go!!
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