There were three grown men.
One named Shut Up, another named manners,and the last named poop.
Poop was pooping but he got stuck in the toilet.
Manners went up to help him.
The doorbell rang, it was the police.
Shut Up went to go get it.
They said 'Son, what is your name?'
'Im not playing any games-tell me your name.'
'WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?'
'Oh, hes upstairs getting poop out of the toilet'
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