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Jokes For Kids: Things To Do In The Bathroom

Things to do in the bathroom stall...
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
Say 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
Drop a marble and say, 'oh shoot!
My glass eye!'
Say 'Darn, this water is cold.'
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet.
Sigh relaxingly.
Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
Say, 'Humus.
Reminds me of humus.'
Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew.
Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa!
Easy boy!'
Say, 'Interesting...
more sinkers than floaters.'

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