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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kermit
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you'll get locked up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jam
Jam who?
Jam mind, I'm trying to get in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hey
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gerald
Gerald who?
It's Gerald friend from school!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fiddle
Fiddle?
Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you!