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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!

Knok knok who is there ?
I shag docter
I shag docter who?
Eeeee ur discusting :)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yugo
Yugo who?
Yugo first, I'm right behind you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
X
X who?
X for breakfast!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!