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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I'm tired.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and dance the boogie!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gandhi
Gandhi who?
Gandhi come out and play?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil who.
Never mind it's pointless!

Knock, Knock Who's there?
Highway.
Highway who?
Highway 95 pounds!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.