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This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes
Will your remember me in a week?
Yes
A month?
Yes
A year?
Yes
10 years?
Yes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I thought you said you'd remember me!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming through!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I'll whack him.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.


Knock, Knock Who's there?
Highway.
Highway who?
Highway 95 pounds!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tad
Tad who?
Tad's all folks!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!





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