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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chick!
Chick who ?
Chick your oven, I can smell burning!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Buddha
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Burglar
Burglar who?
Burglars don't knock!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leaf?
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!