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Knock Knock Jokes

This page contains 10 Knock Knock Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Knock Knock Jokes first.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Keanu
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it's cold out here !

Knock knock Who's there?
Pig Pig who?
Pigy bank!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!