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Lawyer Jokes: Recently A Teacher A Garbage Collector

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
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Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
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Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg?
They made a movie about it.'
The teacher answered quickly, 'That would be the Titanic.'
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Peter let him through the gate.
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Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: 'How many people died on the ship?'
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, 'about 1,500.'
'That's right!
You may enter.'
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Peter then turned to the lawyer.
'Name them.'





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