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Lawyers Jokes: 95% Of All Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
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• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• What did a lawyer name his daughter?
• A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
• What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
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• How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
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