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Lawyers Jokes: 95% Of All Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• 95% of all lawyers
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
• You know you need a different lawyer when
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
• One day two men are talking with each other one turns to the other
• A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer
• How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
• There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
• Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
• Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter

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• Your mama so stupid she died and
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• Why did helen keller wear tight pants
• Why Is Being In The Military Like A Blow-job
• I Met My Soulmate. She Didn't
• What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand