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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 100000 lawyers drowning in the pacific ocean
• A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call parachuting lawyers
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
• One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
• You know you need a different lawyer when
• An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes

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