Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold * Lawyers Jokes

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• What did a lawyer name his daughter?
• A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
• How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb

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Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
• One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues
• A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
• A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
• You might be a lawyer if
• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
• How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
• What is the definition lucky break
• Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer

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Funny jokes

• What do you call a paki with no legs?
• 3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
• Ur mums so greasy i fucked her
• Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to
• A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy
• Expensive fishing trip two redneck guys go on a fishing trip
• If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love
• How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies
• Yo mama s so fatt when she tried walking thru a door she started
• Computer diagnosis jeff woke up one morning with a really swollen wrist