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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• Judge I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence
• How many lawyers does it take to screw?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you buy a friend graduating from law school
• A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
• You might be a lawyer if
• At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination

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Random lawyers jokes

These are lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
• Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
• A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
• The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
• Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
• At the rate law schools are turning them out
• A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented

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Funny Riddles

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• Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
• What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
• Why was Dracula put in jail?
• When is a dog not a dog?
• How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

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Funny jokes

These are random funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do michael jackson and plastic bags have in common
• You might be a redneck if you wonder how service
• Yo mama is so poor she needs a kickstand
• A little girl asked her father how did the human race come about
• Why did the blonde go up on top of the bar?

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Optical illusions

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Funny Riddles

These are the top 5 best funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

• How many seconds are in a year?
• Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?
• What is brown and sticky?
• What starts with an e but only has a single letter in it?
• What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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