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Lawyers Jokes: A Dog Ran Into A Butcher

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his.
The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, 'Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?'
The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much was the roast?'
'$7.98.'
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: 'Legal Consultation Service: $150.'



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