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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• What do lawyers use for birth control
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
• An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
• A hindu priest rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road
• Do you know how copper wire was invented
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
• A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
• What do you call an honest lawyer
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
• Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks

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• Your mama is so poor she does her homework
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• Here was a english man a scotish man and a irsh man
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