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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
At the rate law schools are turning them out
What do lawyers use for birth control
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
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