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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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One day two men are talking with each other one turns to the other
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
A good lawyer knows the law
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