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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
You are stuck in a foxhole
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
What do lawyers use for birth control
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
Random lawyers jokes
These are
10 lawyers jokes
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Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
A hindu priest rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road
Do you know how copper wire was invented
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
What do you call an honest lawyer
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
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