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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What is the definition lucky break
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
• An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
• At the rate law schools are turning them out
• What do lawyers use for birth control
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
• A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter

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