One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.
he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!"
"You're a lawyer aren't you?"
asked the policeman.
"Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!"
the lawyer asked.
You lawyers are always so materialistic.
All you care about is your possessions.
I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?"
the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and cried, "MY ROLEX!"