One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there.
he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, 'MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!'
'You're a lawyer aren't you?'
asked the policeman.
'Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!'
the lawyer asked.
You lawyers are always so materialistic.
All you care about is your possessions.
I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?'
the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and cried, 'MY ROLEX!'