Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.
The first one spied a nut and cried out: 'Oh, look! A nut!'
The second squirrel jumped on it and said: 'It's my nut!'
The first squirrel said: 'That's not fair! I saw it first!'
'Well, you may have seen it, but I have it!' argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said: 'You shouldn't quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute.'
The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said: 'Now, give me the nut.'
He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying: 'See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved!'
Then he reached over and said: 'And for my fee, I'll take the meat!'
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