Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage.
Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry.
Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days.
Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below.
As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, 'Where are we?'
The man yells back, 'About a half mile from town.'
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist.
One flyer says to the other, 'He must have been a lawyer.'
The other says, 'A lawyer!
How do you know that?'
The first says, 'That's easy.
The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant.'
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