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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
• What do lawyers use for birth control
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
• What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
• A doctor vacationing on the riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there
• The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
• You might be a lawyer if
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant

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