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Best lawyers jokes

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• What is the ideal weight of a lawyer
• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb
• A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
• 95% of all lawyers
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• How can you tell if a lawyer is lying
• Judge I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence
• A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery
• A judge asks a defendant to please stand
• What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean

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Random lawyers jokes

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• A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
• What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
• Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
• There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
• Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
• At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
• Rules for hunting lawyers
• A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb

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• My kids love going to the web and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on post-it notes
• How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
• Doctor should i file my nails
• Yo mama so fat that when they cast her into
• Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp
• What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
• Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger
• These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
• Your mama s so fat she causes earthquakes
• Your momma so fat when she stepped on

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• What do you call a dumb bunny?
• How do fleas travel from place to place?
• What do frogs wear on their feet?
• What do you call a rabbit comedian?
• What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
• What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
• What does December have that other months don't have?
• How do you close a letter under the sea?
• He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
• What is a cats favorite kitchen tool?

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