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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Call 100000 Lawyers

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
• A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
• When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
• What do you call satan and a lawyer

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