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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Call A Lawyer

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• You are stuck in a foxhole
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
• 95% of all lawyers
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
• What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
• What do lawyers use for birth control
• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
• 95% of all lawyers
• Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
• There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
• What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
• A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
• Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter

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Funny jokes

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• How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
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• A good lawyer knows the law
• What Is The Sound Of No Hands Texting
• Beware the fury of a patient man
• I went to home depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one
• You might be a redneck if your toilet has more
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