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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What is the definition lucky break
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• You know you need a different lawyer when
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
• Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• Lawyers give irrelevant information
• Do you know how copper wire was invented
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
• Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
• It was so cold today i saw a lawyer
• This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century

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