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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the definition lucky break

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
• What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
• A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
• Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps
• It was so cold today i saw a lawyer
• NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
• A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
• Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on

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