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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
• NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
• What did a lawyer name his daughter?
• What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
• How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb
• This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
• How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
• Rules for hunting lawyers
• A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice

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