YOU know you need a Different Lawyer when ......
* You met him in prison.
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
* He picks the jury by playing 'duck-duck-goose.'
* He tells you that he's never told a lie.
* He asks a hostile witness to 'pull my finger.'
* A prison guard is shaving your head.
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