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Lawyers Jokes: You Are Stuck In An Elevator

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.
You have a gun with just two bullets in it.
What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

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