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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff.

Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. ' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.

Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera.