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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Stephen Hawking had his first date for 10 years last week. He came back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees; apparently she stood him up!

Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!

I lost my paper towels, I think I need a bounty hunter.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors.

Any skirt looks good on the back of the chair.

She is not my reword, I am her punishment.

Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

I would tell a history joke, but they're too old fashioned.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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