One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation.
He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.
I can't decide which room not to clean first.
I'll be doing a book signing today at Barnes & Noble from 2pm until they kick me out for writing in random books.
Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember...
Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to.
I don't have the Protestant work ethic, I have the Catholic work ethic; in that I don't work but I do feel very guilty about that.
My cat is recovering from a massive stroke.
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
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Funny jokes
- Why Do Men Name Their Penises? Because They Don't
- Annie
- When I Asked If You'd Like To Go Out
- How Come "you're A Peach" Is A Complement But
- Why do blondes wear green lipstick
- How are your hemorrhoids?
- Mary had a little sheep
- What Do I Say If A Mexican Walks By Me
- How do you find ronald mcdonald in a nudist colony?
- Yo mama so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter