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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.

When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.

Q: Why are all blacks fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.

She's so fat that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.