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This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.


Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.


My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?


What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.


What kind of bees make milk? Boobies


When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.


If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him.





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