Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies
When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.
If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him.