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One Liner Jokes

This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

What kind of bees make milk? Boobies

When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.

If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him.

If I discovered a new animal I'd call it a Quorn to mess with vegetarians.

RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes now but then no later on

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.

The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin.