One Liner Jokes
This page contains 10 One Liner Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best One Liner Jokes first.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
Me: Real women don't care about romantic clichés. My internal voice: Please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What do ghosts read? Booooks!
70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
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Funny jokes
- My Husband Is On The Roof - Only A Few Inches
- Winter's Coming So I'm Knitting You A Muffler
- What Has A Head, A Tail, And No Body? A
- Never Hit A Man With Glasses. Hit Him With A
- What do saddam and miss muffet have in common
- You Must Work At Subway...cause You're Givin' Me
- You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid
- How Did They Invent Break Dancing? Trying To Steal The
- Thousands of people flock to the annual burning man festival in the black rock desert north of reno nevada
- Yo mama is so dumb she thought a ribbed