Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.
I found out about you from my last nightmare.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw his gas bills.
Why was the police dog licking his own asshole? To get the taste of nigger out of his mouth.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.